EXCLUSIVE PERPETUAL GIVEAWAY
NotReallyAFan.com presents:
The Invisible Pen– Barely perceptible outline– Zero mass. Zero shipping.– Subtlety guaranteed in perpetuity
Awarded absolutely free to the last 100 people who ever follow this account.
Terms & metaphysical conditions:
• No deadline• No follower cap• Human civilization may end
• The universe will eventually reach heat death
• Only then might the final 100 be determined
Until that moment, availability remains simultaneously unlimited and permanently unavailable.
No rush. No FOMO. No expectation.
Secure your non-place in line (or don’t): NotReallyAFan.com
For people who are interested —but not that interested.
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