EXCLUSIVE PERPETUAL GIVEAWAY

NotReallyAFan.com presents:

The Invisible Pen– Barely perceptible outline– Zero mass. Zero shipping.– Subtlety guaranteed in perpetuity

Awarded absolutely free to the last 100 people who ever follow this account.

 


 

Terms & metaphysical conditions:

• No deadline• No follower cap• Human civilization may end

• The universe will eventually reach heat death

• Only then might the final 100 be determined

Until that moment, availability remains simultaneously unlimited and permanently unavailable.

No rush. No FOMO. No expectation.

Secure your non-place in line (or don’t): NotReallyAFan.com

For people who are interested —but not that interested.


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